diddly squit

Means the same as diddly squat but sounds funnier. Also appears on "Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow"

Craig: How much you got there?
Lar: Diddly Squit

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

Diddleshot

A person addicted to money and fame. Will stop anyone for anything he/she wants.

"Mr Krabs is such a Diddleshot"

by anonymous November 8, 2018

DJ Diddling

When a girl is rubbing her pussy and it resembles a DJ scratching records.

Bro I was watching this porno yesterday and this broad was straight DJ Diddling herself soooo hard.

by FilthyMan69 December 8, 2007

kiddy diddler

A male or female use touches another male or female under the legal age.

He fingered her? But he's grade 11 and shes only grade 6. Hes such a kiddy diddler, lets kick his ass.

by Cody October 19, 2002

Diddler

A Pedophile, Someone who has an attraction to little children.

"That man in a burgandy sweater is a diddler!"

by Hoochlovers January 15, 2008

beandang diddly wang

when a pissed off mexican puts his small penis in a cat or dog.

"jose is the worst bean dang diddly wang i have ever seen !"

by tommy g. December 11, 2004

squidly diddly

A large headed West Cork dweller who fancies himsely as a modern day Pat jennings

hey, theres Squidly Diddly..Pat Jennings my arse

by Tobyjug6 May 9, 2010