CucumberFuck

when your life is fucked up so you fuck a cucumber

me:dude i have no life
friend: bro i got you, go CucumberFuck

by TROLLR666 April 26, 2017

Jizz-cucumber

Me

Im a jizz-cucumber

by big dick June 19, 2003

Cuckservative

CUCKSERVATIVE: Any KKK member from whom David Duke stole money, never repaid it (totaling $500,000), and for which Duke pled guilty, was charged with felony fraud, and 15 months jail time.

Alt-right Nazi edgelord fuk boys keep giving money to David Duke, even though he stole money from their parents and made cuckservatives out of them.

by onewhoknox April 18, 2018

cucumber

used as a perverted currency in exchange for certain oral pleasures

Simon did it for a cuke sandwich

by Robert Harding April 14, 2005

Clean My Cucumber

Clean My Cucumber either means:

To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.

Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.

Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!

Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.

Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!

by IHCMC October 14, 2011

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cuckservative

A conservative that has been made Donald Trump's cuckold. A conservative that once opposed Trump but has been subjugated by Trump to submit to him his alt-right movement.

Ted Cruz was ridiculed by Donald Trump and had his wife demeaned by Donald Trump. As in: Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham are cuckservative.

by William Seremak January 12, 2021