craptastic

So bad it's good. Example: movies that are of such low quality that they're worth watching for the sake of making fun of them.

The movie "Glitter" was craptastic.

by Brandon September 7, 2004

Cryptocurrency

You click the button and then you have an imaginary electronic thing that fluctuates in value based on what Elon Musk tweets.

Bitcoin is a cryptocurrency that can make me very rich or very broke depending upon Elon Musk's mood that particular day.

by ReguloNacho June 15, 2021

craptastic

An adjective that is used to decribe something that has gotten to be so poorly made that it has made a 360 and become an object of bizarre quality.

That kung-fu movie with the guy that would kill people with his ass was totally craptastic!

by Rockbot August 27, 2003

cryptopsychology

The act of espionage via mind-reading.

"those jailbirds all ran when i used my cryptopsychology skills to spill their secrets"

by kaimollaaay April 6, 2010

craptactular

someone or something that must be described as crappy in a big, wonderful, and horrible way

"The dog threw up, that's craptacular!"

by Shannanigans July 10, 2003

craptivity

The act of passing the time on the crapper by participating in a small, fun activity.

You may read a book, or play angry birds on your smartphone
Shirturbating (exactly how it sounds) may also be a craptivity

Don't forget to wash your hands, after every craptivity!

Chris B. always likes to pass time on the can with a craptivity, but not necessarily with shiturbating

by THXXX 1337 December 21, 2013

Cryptic Dumper

VERB
When you are having sexual intercourse with a girl and are about to ejaculate, you have her lay on her back and close her eyes as if you were about to goo all over her face. You then proceed to either A) stand over her (feet on either side of her torso), or B) kneel so that each of your legs are on either side of her body. When you both have assumed the position and she has her eyes closed, instead of ejaculating you proceed to poop all over her chest/body/torso area rather than goo-ing.

As an added bonus, you can proceed to laugh at her and then ejaculate onto her face.

This is called the Cryptic Dumper because after you complete this new fangled move, the person who got dumped on will be incredibly confused.

Jack: Dude I totally gave Rita the Cryptic Dumper last night.
Mark: Haha! I hope you then laughed at her afterwards to rub in the totally embarrassing moment!!
Jack: I so did...I laughed so hard...
Mark: I love you...
Jack: I love you too sweet prince...
(kiss)

by jaketd12 February 22, 2010