crusty cheese

a pussy that hasn't been cleaned since the last time it was fucked

that whore was too crusty cheese for me.. it made me feel sick

by Timmeh Fame February 5, 2008

crusty knuckles

A condition which sets in after a prolonged session of personal masturbation and falling asleep afterwards. The knuckles of the hand are glued into position from the secreted bodily fluid and is nearly impossible to reverse.

As Jim lay in his favorite recliner, he was awakened by his mothers entrance into his room and was caught with crusty knuckles.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

crusty taco

when you ejaculate around a girls pussy let it dry and then eat her out.

That was one tasty crusty taco i gave to megan last night!

by Sasquatch September 27, 2004

Crusty toes

Yum yum

Crusty toes yum yum

by ZDOGNATION( Waylon) July 21, 2019

crusty-crack

when you either shit urself or u don't wipe ur ass and it crusts over creating a hard brown surface of shit (it usually covers ur asshair)

after john had an assplosion in my ass, i did not wipe it off and i got a crusty-crack

by DAVEYWAVEer January 25, 2003

Crusty Morgan

A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.

Last nite my woman was hungry and bored so i filled her up with a Crusty Morgan.

by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009

Crusty Fiend

1. One who is filthy, grimy, and fiends for an object(s); possesing a strong desire for drugs, money, any sort of vice or source of pleasure.

2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.

Child: Hey look at that guy over there; he is really strange.

Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.

by Phyllis Brownwood September 13, 2010