a pussy that hasn't been cleaned since the last time it was fucked
by Timmeh Fame February 05, 2008
A condition which sets in after a prolonged session of personal masturbation and falling asleep afterwards. The knuckles of the hand are glued into position from the secreted bodily fluid and is nearly impossible to reverse.
As Jim lay in his favorite recliner, he was awakened by his mothers entrance into his room and was caught with crusty knuckles.
by Mike Bruce October 03, 2005
by Sasquatch September 27, 2004
when you either shit urself or u don't wipe ur ass and it crusts over creating a hard brown surface of shit (it usually covers ur asshair)
by DAVEYWAVEer January 26, 2003
When you nut in a Chips Ahoy and top it with another Chips Ahoy, making a crusty sandwich with a creamy feeling.
by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020
When you haven’t cleaned your arse probably and you fart tiny bits or some things just had To come out
by Sambatrompete August 25, 2020