crusty cheese

a pussy that hasn't been cleaned since the last time it was fucked

that whore was too crusty cheese for me.. it made me feel sick

by Timmeh Fame February 5, 2008

crusty knuckles

A condition which sets in after a prolonged session of personal masturbation and falling asleep afterwards. The knuckles of the hand are glued into position from the secreted bodily fluid and is nearly impossible to reverse.

As Jim lay in his favorite recliner, he was awakened by his mothers entrance into his room and was caught with crusty knuckles.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

crusty taco

when you ejaculate around a girls pussy let it dry and then eat her out.

That was one tasty crusty taco i gave to megan last night!

by Sasquatch September 27, 2004

crusty-crack

when you either shit urself or u don't wipe ur ass and it crusts over creating a hard brown surface of shit (it usually covers ur asshair)

after john had an assplosion in my ass, i did not wipe it off and i got a crusty-crack

by DAVEYWAVEer January 25, 2003

Crusty toes

Yum yum

Crusty toes yum yum

by ZDOGNATION( Waylon) July 21, 2019

crusty oreo

When you nut in a Chips Ahoy and top it with another Chips Ahoy, making a crusty sandwich with a creamy feeling.

Y'know, I could go for something salty-sweet, like a crusty oreo.

by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020

crusty ewok

When you go to a girl's childhood home, beat off in her room, and cum in her old teddy bear.

I snuck into Becky's parents' house and gave her a crusty ewok because she pissed me off

by Hurricane_Heimbach March 13, 2018