bread crumb

a small piece of bread

might have broken off of a larger piece

sarah lives off of bread crumbs i drop on the ground

by collin miller October 8, 2003

crumb snatcher

a person who can't do shit on his own so he steals whats left over such as: old girlfriends, pick-up lines, raps, copies your artwork etc.

Yo that Tyrone is a fucking crumb snatcher son!

by It'sMeBiatch December 22, 2010

crumbled

Too pissed to know whats goin on. Cant do anything without stumbling and falling over.

A sense of your mind crumbling away into nothing.

Man, im well Crumbled

by MajorFool June 11, 2007

bed crumbs

little crumbs of a hard food such as crackers that have fallen in your bed that cause extreme discomfort when sleeping.

damn, these bed crumbs are uncomfortable.

by tonskie July 12, 2014

Bread crumber

Someone who is leading multiple members of the opposite sex on at the same time so they always have someone there. Either semi-romantically or just to have someone to fuck if someone else falls through. A bread-crumber often makes each one of their hopeful contestants feel special but doesn't give a shit about any of them once they have actually lured one into their bed/arms. Different than a player because they throw out crumbs Hansel and Gretel style and don't waste time trying to keep up multiple actual relationships.

Dammmmn! Chris is such a bread crumber! He got Lisa, Annie, Beth, annnd Stephanie to meet him at the club tonight! I wonder which silly bitch will end up going home with him!

by mariamaria October 11, 2017

Crumpliment

An insult masquerading as a compliment (crummy compliment).

A few crumpliments:

“I can tell you were once beautiful.”
“You’re much more athletic than the other fat people I know.”
“You’re pretty cool for someone your age.”

by StupidExpressions.com October 8, 2009

Crumpet Nigger

A British person.

"Oi govna, cheerio then yeah?"
"I don't understand what you're saying you god damn crumpet nigger"

by travid January 20, 2009