Sunset cruise

When you go to a bathhouse between the hours of 8am and 2pm for the early bird special.

I'm going on a sunset cruise to get some action from the older daddies.

by Stephen Ratkovich October 10, 2015

Knee-cruise

The act of steering with the knee, when you are far too busy to use your hands. I.E. Shuffling through maps, your CD's, applying your face, arm wrestling with your passenger, etc. Usually preceded by pressing the "Cruise Control" button.

Brenda and Tommy were far too busy playing Scrabble on their way to Montana. Good thing he knows how to knee-cruise.

by Nunya Bidnis November 05, 2010

Cruise-Kill

(When driving) A situation that would cause you to disable cruise control in order to slow down.

These slow drivers are a real cruise-kill

by SkySwinger February 03, 2025

blacky cruise

the black guy with the last name cruise who sing the song have no strings in the movie gamer

holy crap is that blacky cruise?

i dont know lets go ask him to sing i have no strings

by havenostrings September 21, 2010

Mexico Cruise of 2007

In 2007 on a cruise ship in Mexico, 35 yr old Eric Quandingle gathered everyone's attention as he pulled a pink balloon and a can of loaded potato soup out of his pocket. He blew up the balloon and then proceeded to remove his red Nike Hyper Shift shoe from his left foot. He then tied the pink balloon to the back of the shoe. At this point everyone on the cruise was watching Mr Quandingle, confused about what the fuck he was doing. He then opened the can of soup and tipped the whole thing into the shoe. "Y'all watch this shit!" screamed Eric as he put the shoe to his mouth and did a shoey, gulping down the soup until the shoe was empty. All the passengers started to chant "Eric, Eric, Eric!" and he loved the attention so to keep the hype going, he ran to the pool and frontflipped in. It was epic

Damn, I'd be real mad if I wasn't on the Mexico Cruise of 2007

by slqur July 21, 2022

Cruise boy

A boy on a cruise who follows girls around until the cruise is over, and then gets their Instagram/Snapchat, and doesn’t stop trying to hit them up for the next week or so.

The girls friends are obsessed with cruise boy, who followed the girl around on a cruise for a whole week.

by Mateito Feito October 24, 2019

low-altitude cruise mammal

strapping an explosive device to a moderately sized mammal (preferably a llama) and dropping it out of an aircraft no higher than 30000ft

dont mess with me or ill launch my low-altitude cruise mammal at you

i have a low-altitude cruise mammal on my plane

i wish i had a low-altitude cruise mammal

by otteb_hershelski April 20, 2011