Covid Year

A Covid year is a year that is marked by extreme time dilations where time seems to go by much slower due to tedious chaos and the inability to socialize in person.

Me: So I got together with by brothers last night. We had a nice time going out to dinner.
Them: Its been a while - a covid year to be exact.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 20, 2021

Covid Hair

When you haven’t has your hair cut or coloured since March 2020.

I need to make an appointment with my stylist I have covid hair.

My roots are so grey I have covid hair.

by WndrWen March 7, 2021

COVID SYMPTOMS

When Criss needs to read the first letters of the last four messages in the chat.

George: Yo criss you got covid symptoms
Criss: Wait what
George: sike you thought

by g drop bag March 9, 2021

Covid gas chamber

When a fart gets stuck in someone’s face mask intended to prevent them from catching COVID-19.

I just crop dusted the family who was taking up the entire sidewalk at Disney while I passed them; safe to say they’re now all wearing a covid gas chamber on their face

by A1994 March 13, 2021

Covid flatsies

When you used to be a person with a juicy booty or bum and when covid made all of the gyms shut down your butt deflated leaving you with a ‘covid flatsie’.

Have you seen Mackenzie lately? Since the gym has closed her butts definitely been a victim of the covid flatsies.

by sweediepie January 16, 2021

Covidee

Someone who has been infected by Covid-19, or is suspected to having Covid-19.

Hey why has Juan not come to our party.

Idk man, I think he might be a covidee.

by Germenfer January 17, 2021

covid convenience

term to describe when people only follow or preach covid guidelines when it works in their favor.

So you’ll condemn your friends for going out and make them quarantine when they come back....but then go out yourself? That is COVID CONVENIENCE.

by washyourhands March 16, 2021