crotch frost

When I girl sticks her hand in ice for ten minutes then grabs your crotch while your sleeping and records it as a hilarious prank

"Bro that bitch Sarah gave me a crotch frost the other day, I had to break up with her..."

by Smallcreep July 13, 2014

crotch sprinkles

When someone shaves their pubes and a stubble grows back.

These crotch sprinkles are so itchy, they're killing me!

by truthseer3000 May 9, 2011

Crotch Hop

Sex with multiple females, individually, in one day or night. A crotch to crotch conquest.

What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.

I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

turkey crotch

A term used to describe the external genitalia of a female who is extremely promiscuous. In other words, her crotch is strectched and droopy like a turkey's neck. Also used as a reference to Tory, aka Whory.

"Damn, that Tory took 3 guys at once?? Hell, dude... She must be suffering from a nasty case of turkey crotch."

by the shazamurai January 26, 2005

crotch brownie

When you shit on a niggas dick during anal

"Hey did you hear about Cassi shitting on Brian's dick?"

"Ya man that's a crotch brownie. What a bitch!"

by Heyrayeaye December 31, 2014

crotch furnace

A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.

This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.

That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.

by mattyw August 28, 2004

Crotch party

Its a party in your crotch, jump right in

If you wanna get down on these hairy balls why don't you jump right in its a crotch party right up in here why don't you lick on this big Joint

by Icymieject August 4, 2019