Criez

A way of portraying how upset you are when saying "I'm crying" is too mainstream. Can be said both sincerely or sarcastically.

Oh no, that bitch deleted me on facebook, I'm so upset, lol... criez.

Oh ma gawddddddddddd!!!!11111111111111one11111 Barry just dumped meh criez.

by Witty pseudonym November 14, 2012

critical piece

Important part

The critical piece of this transaction is the valuation

by Rjp September 18, 2013

chitzza

n.plain cheese pizza (no toppings)

Q: What toppings do we want on the pizza?
A: Let's get a chitzza

by stomachworm September 5, 2015

Crit-tards

Retards who use Critical leaders in Raid and messes up for everyone trying to get the Rare drops from the Crit-resistant body parts.
They include, but are not limited to, the following units:
Avant, Korzan, Griff, Zedus etc

And so another Crit-tard joins the party in Raid and makes everyone's life miserable.

I wish those Crit-tards would learn to play the game properly and not destroy everyone else's contribution.

by DPShiro September 15, 2016

critical path

A buzzword Project Managers used to describe the priority of work items that they don't comprehend.

I have some concerns that we're not focusing enough to prioritize which three (3) crayons will be used by our stakeholders; it's critical path.

by Project ARCHIE August 29, 2016

Crit Stånd

Crit Stånd critt - staund - When you achieve a sufficiently large enough and/or consecutive amounts of Critical Strikes that you experience an extreme penile erection. Prolonged or repetitive Crit Stånd may cause overwhelming pain and/or stiffness in the crotch area.

Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk

(Example from online MOBA PC-game League of Legends)
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!

by Urbanbrenn December 27, 2016

clitzkreig

A reverse gang bang of three or more women and one male.

I learned what a clitzkreig was when I found John's internet search history.

by Tommy Two Stroke October 7, 2017