Definitions by Rjp

critical piece 

Important part

The critical piece of this transaction is the valuation

critical piece by Rjp September 18, 2013

scrids 

1. what you have left over near the bottom of a bag of chips.
2. if you drink a foamy beer down to about 1/4" left in the glass, what you have left over.
3. the people you have left at the end of a party, or at bar close in a tavern.
synonyms: bottom of the barrel, picked over.

"Son, you wear that out to town, and all you're comin' home with is scrids."

scrids by rjp February 15, 2005

twelve-hour one armed bandit 

A driver who uses only one hand at any given position on the steering wheel. May often use palm and friction to turn the wheel without grabbing it. Rarely adds a second hand except for extreme circumstances.

The guy that hit me was driving like a twelve-hour one armed bandit.

twelve-hour one armed bandit by rjp October 5, 2004

Serving Caesars 

When a chick, despite being on her rag, still wants to fuck.

"I was gonna fuck her but it turned out she was serving caesars."

Serving Caesars by RJP October 5, 2004

Shit Fucker 

n. One who has sexual intercourse(fuck) with a piece or a pile of shit. Adj. To descirbe how stupid one is.

Quique Pina of Chicago IL, is the biggest shitfucker I have ever met because of his attitude and he smells of shit.

Shit Fucker by RJP April 22, 2003