craftsman truck series

the one sport worse then Nascar, it is the exact same thing as Nascar but slower and some how, more hick. Insted of racing family sedans (ford taurus, chevy monte carlo, pontiac grand prix) around a left handed tracks they race small/ medium sized pickuptrucks (Ford F-150, chevy silverado, toyota tundra, and dodge ram)around a left handed track.

"AHHHH FFFFFUCK I HATE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES"
"dude, dont speak of the craftsman truck series in public"
"craftsman truck series is the hickest thing possable, its so hick my head wants to explode"

by Fillup G. September 21, 2006

Chaft

A long rod used to drive certain equiment, as discribed by a Mexican laborer.

"Hey Paco, the chaft on this tractor is bent".

by Mathu1789 September 28, 2008

craftmatic adjustible boi

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.

Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

craptastic

beyond crappy, beyond shitty. if something is craptastic, it is somewhat an honor in the crap community.

When little Jimmy missed the toilet, the bathroom was craptastic. literally.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

crafty

especially skilled at making arts and crafts

Grandma sure is crafty - look at this puff paint sweatshirt she made me for my birthday!

by English teacher, really April 25, 2010

crait

The name of an awesome media designist who has made games, videos, songs, paintings, and computer graphics.
(Note that crait is lower cased. It is always lower cased; even when at the beginning of a scentance.)

This game developed by crait is pr0!

by crait April 5, 2008

Craftsman

A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.

Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman.

Parent: Yeah, I conceived a Tool.

by CoonDawg1 March 15, 2009