Beef Curtain

While beef curtain quite clearly relates to the facilities of a lady to enable a gentleman to gain entry with his pork sword, the reason is hitherto explained. In the 1970s many members of the middle class had dreadful looking reddy-brown curtains hanging in their houses often smelling of the sunday roast which had been enjoyed by the said middle classes on previous sundays. More often than not these people would enjoy a good bit of beef which is why the said curtains smelled the way they did. A lady's receptical which enables penal entry has a very similar persona after many years of sexual attention as the aforementioned 1970s curtains. The expression 'beef curtain' found its origin in the late 1970s.

1970s reddy-brown curtains hanging in 1970s middle class homes smelling of the recent sunday roast often beef. Womans naughty bits look and smell the same after use.

by Andrew Gratring September 13, 2005

meat curtain

that special little opening between a woman's legs, also known as the vagina

"so did you hook up with that girl last night?"
"well, i didnt fuck her, but she let me play with her meat curtain"

by bob texas state August 2, 2004

beef Curtains

If a man was to insert his penis/love length in to a womans beaver/twat he would then have to open the beef curtains.This also applied for women who head south to eat the fish kebab !

Please See above as beef curtains speaks for itself

by David Keenan June 19, 2007

[Beef curtains]

Also Known as pussy lips.

I chewed her Beef Curtains.

by Sierra & Ashley March 29, 2007

Sweef Curtains

Sweaty beef curtains.

I would rather stick my face near a donkey's ass than your ugly sweef curtains.

Her oversized pussy lips got sweaty in the afternoon heat....they were sweef curtains.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008

meat curtains

Not only a term used for a vagina, but also a very useful business term. It is the most elegant way of describing this final process of wrapping-up a project or job. Using this term will most definitely get you that key to the corporate washroom...you go topdog!

We only have a few hours left people. Let's slap the meat curtains on this project already! I have a six-pack of Colt 45s and a $2 hooker waiting for me at home and my Viagra is starting to wear-off.

by TimTheEnchanter October 7, 2006

beefy curtains

beefy curtains are the 'fanny flaps' of a fat woman. They are beefy, because they are large/fat...and they are curtains as they hang over the entrance.

"You've got too much cheese around your beefy curtains.

by Matt.L October 2, 2003