Corona Boarding

During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.

Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?

Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.

Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board

Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave

Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!

by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020

Corona

I enjoyed photo shooting masks at least once a week

Corona was the only time I wore a mask in.. I hated it (Felt like wearing glasses)
I enjoyed photo shooting masks at least once a week

by Qubtana October 23, 2020

Corona Floozy

A girl who, while quarantining because of COVID-19 related reasons, messages men on social media in hopes of getting attention, food deliveries, etc. She will entice her victim with hopes of possible romance when her quarantine period is over, only to never be heard from again.

Person A: This poor girl I've been talking to has Corona and is stuck in her room! Should I order her some food to help cheer her up?
Persom B: Be careful. I think she may be a Corona Floozy trying to use you.

by Greasegrim October 30, 2020

coronafy

To modify one's behavior because of the coronavirus pandemic

When I go out to a restaurant, I must remember to coronafy (wear a face covering to slow the spread of coronavirus). That person has a mask on--he has coronafied. Coronafication is now a fact of life.

by bobbo428 October 5, 2020

corona

A beer company that almost when down because idiotic white karens.
Corona is also a beer you idiot.

corooooooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

the year is 2065
this veterans son asks his dad a question
"hey dad want a corona"
-2020-2021 flashbacks-

by imneverheather October 9, 2020

Coronafication

The slow & gradual process of becoming mentally insane because one has been eating, sleeping, and working in the same room since the pandemic has started.

The cure is like a double edged sword. Going outside will mentally relieve you from the life of solitary confinement but increase their chances of catching the virus.

The following is a small set of symptoms of coronafication:

1) Lashing anger
2) Illogical thinking
3) Depression
4) Suicidal Ideation
5) Denial
6) Irritable
7) Sensitive to small things

Brother 1: Why the fuck are you taking your anger out on me? What the fuck did I do?
Brother 2: FUCK YOU! IT'S CAUSE YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE MY BEDROOM DOOR
Brother 1: (aww shit dis niqqa is going through coronafication...)

by The Mad Lad 420 December 11, 2020

Corona sex protection

When you are feeling un well and bare back your side woman and cough in her face hopefully Corona will kill her and the unborn child

Jed- rich did u Shag your side pice
Rich- yeah but think I got Corona so went bare back and coughed in her face two deaths for the price of one
Ged- that's some good Corona sex protection

by Psychic fuck December 12, 2020