When you're hiking in the Rocky Mountains with your partner and their Yeti mug they bought at Sierra runs empty, hold the mug over your brown eye and release the steaming hot diarrhea you've been holding in all morning. Finish by cranking one out and making a design in the foamy top.
She ran out of water in her Yeti mug during our hike, so I was able to give her a Colorado Cappuccino since we had chili last night!
by SassyPirate January 11, 2026
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by Markus Willbot January 18, 2026
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A makeshift single-tail bullwhip hand-braided from perianal hair (commonly called "anal hair" or "ass hair") that has been deliberately collected and allowed to grow over an extended period of time until a sufficient quantity is amassed for braiding. Once completed, the whip is used to administer impact play — specifically whipping the buttocks — during anal intercourse, with the intent of turning the partner's rear a bright red color through repeated strikes. The practice may apply to partners of any gender.
A makeshift single-tail bullwhip hand-braided from perianal hair (commonly called "anal hair" or "ass hair") that has been deliberately collected and allowed to grow over an extended period of time until a sufficient quantity is amassed for braiding. Once completed, the whip is used to administer impact play — specifically whipping the buttocks — during anal intercourse, with the intent of turning the partner's rear a bright red color through repeated strikes. The practice may apply to partners of any gender.
"She surprised me on our anniversary with an Colorado Bullwhip she'd been secretly braiding from her own stash... let's just say her cheeks were glowing brighter than a stoplight by the end of the night."
by Braiden Crackmore January 19, 2026
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With access to Roxborough State Park, some visitors come to view the beautiful red rocks, including the artist from the Lion King! Who gathered his inspiration from our iconic rocks, now it’s mostly local kids who like to climb up and smoke a joint.
With no high school, the roxborough bubble was popped for many when they moved onto middle school. So if you happen to have a roxborough kid in your class, we sincerely apologize. We’re a different breed.
Please come and enjoy our small but growing community ! We have a sonic . ... and I think pizza ?? But we definitely have marijuana and ketamine!!
With access to Roxborough State Park, some visitors come to view the beautiful red rocks, including the artist from the Lion King! Who gathered his inspiration from our iconic rocks, now it’s mostly local kids who like to climb up and smoke a joint.
With no high school, the roxborough bubble was popped for many when they moved onto middle school. So if you happen to have a roxborough kid in your class, we sincerely apologize. We’re a different breed.
Please come and enjoy our small but growing community ! We have a sonic . ... and I think pizza ?? But we definitely have marijuana and ketamine!!
by liamhryf September 29, 2020
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A Ship that one of its class was involved in the last battle of Battleships
A Ship that one of its class was involved in the last battle of Battleships
Willis Lee: "The USS Colorado is a useful ship"
Maximillian Von Spee" Nein, it is still worse than Bismark"
George Dewy: "Oh well at least it survived longer"
Maximillian Von Spee" Nein, it is still worse than Bismark"
George Dewy: "Oh well at least it survived longer"
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This is the only way to get some bitches, as it would impress them to see you make it through.
This is the only way to get some bitches, as it would impress them to see you make it through.
Chick #1: "Hey! We gotta go watch Chad do the Colorado Alleyway!
Chick #2: " Yeah! I doubt he'll make it because of John Denver's dead corpse, but I hope he does!"
Chick #2: " Yeah! I doubt he'll make it because of John Denver's dead corpse, but I hope he does!"
by 0weiner April 19, 2022
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