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College Works Painters 

Misleading
Scam

These people have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars filling the internet with LIES. They speak at schools, post ads on Craigslist, and I honestly think these people are brainwashed in to believing their own lies.

Tell motivated college students that they will make tons of money over the summer and convince them to rush in to signing contracts and selling innocent homeowners a crappy paint job.

You end up investing your own money in an internship. BIG RED FLAG. This money goes to rich CEO's.

Go read REAL testimonies of people who's college lives were ruined by this SCAM.
A lie that will make you lose money.
They ask you hypnotizing questions like,

We are interviewing 50 people today. (LIE) Does College Works Painters sound like a competitive job that you would be interested in?

We are a company that has lasted 17 years, does that sound successful?

We want to you to sign this contract to ensure your business promotion. Does that sound productive.
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College of the Ozarks

A school created for the express purpose of convincing students that they are receiving a free education, when in fact they are paying for it with several hours of work a week, they're rights to be out late, and their freedom to look and dress how they please.
"Did you hear that The College of the Ozarks accepted megan as a student?"
"Well i guess we need to find a new friend, because the old megan is dead now."

College candy 

Attractive, hot & cute young guys and girls always present when visiting or driving by a College or University. Similiar to "Eye Candy".
My eyes were treated to College candy as I drove past the shirtless, muscled UW-football team out for a run.
College candy by workout608 October 31, 2007

college apartment 

A more expensive, but worth the money alternative to a college dorm room. You usually get more decent roommates, you actually have separate bedrooms, but you still have to suffer with eating frat food such as ramen noodles and share each other messy bathrooms. But at least you have more privacy so you can study or do your thing. The dorm has very little privacy. Usually found around community/technical college and smaller 4 year colleges.
Fuck the dorm, I am splurging and renting an college apartment
college apartment by Kyle 230 August 2, 2009

college works painting 

A company that seems to good to be true, and guess what it is. They claim all sorts of things arent true including, but not limited to: Pay, # of hours working, time alocated for jobs ect. The company lie's to the managers (aka "interns"), who then lie to the painters, and in the end nobody is happy. With The managers geting no where near what they are promised by the company due to equipment expensis employee payment ect, and the painters working rigorous hours to make a schedule that is set so they can make below minimum wage. DONT DO IT!
I was a painter and i got paid very little for hard work!
DONT DO IT!

College works painting is crap

College McCarthyism 

Radical Right-Wing Organizations who seek to undermine academic freedom by censuring professors and institutions that don’t agree with them. Their biggest targets are state run colleges that could easily be punished state and federal budget cuts. Right wing activist who support these beliefs tend to covertly operate under the name of Academic Freedom. Especially since they tend to like playing the martyr when the opposition retaliates against them.
These groups and organizations tend to make the crazy claim that professors that teach the positive and negative aspects of history have anti American agenda.
College groups that support College McCarthyism tend to go around play a form of thought Police in which they investigate professor’s and college staff’s voting records and report any professors that teach classes that expose the abusive history of the Far Right.
Among the ideas of these far right wing groups is to pass a Anti-Academic-Freedom Bill of Rights.

Among the College McCarthism organizations are

Students for Academic Freedom

Accuracy in Academia

College McCarthyism supporters tend to get a huge amount of their funding from Neo Conservative Organizations.
"The College Republicans must be desperate if the are trying to promote College McCarthyism" Bill Sighed.
College McCarthyism by ????^_^???? October 22, 2006

college knockout 

noun: the process of a man jamming a female while on a lofted bed (perhaps in a college dorm room), during which the man pulls his member out of the females vajayjay, lifting up his head and nailing it on the ceiling, thus knocking himself out and falling face first into a puddle of cum on his lady's belly.
King Ginger was rockin' "Pinch Pinch" when he decided he didn't want Baby Ginger and pulled out too quickly, dome-crushing himself into a "college knockout" and falling into a pile of ginger juice.