Skip to main content

Short circuit

A) When anything electronic with circuitry gets fried to a crisp because of energy overload.

B) When a battery head of a person ingests so much battery acid via mouth, nose, anus, dickhole or ear, that it literally fries his smartass head down to a couple tortured brain cells, giving him the IQ equivalent to a fucking grasshopper (usually hovers around 0.27 IQwith mental disorders usually come standard with 60 IQ), basically selling his soul, personality, and character to the drug gods. The mf will probably spend the rest of his life being fed by a damn robot pumping astronaut food through a tube that leads to his stomach, then considered a waste of human body parts and is better buried in the damn flowerbed better for plant nutrients.
“Dude Alex got short circuited after he tried snorting battery acid and muzzle-loading the shit in his dickhole. Now he dose t even know how to breathe.”
mugGet the Short circuit mug.

to run circuit

inf. To give oral sex, immediately followed by intercourse, then some more oral sex, then a little more intercourse...you get the picture. Rinse and repeat as necessary.
Running circuit is a clever way to blow a (wo)man's mind while giving your orifii a break now and again.
by dontkillyourselfok September 26, 2004
mugGet the to run circuit mug.

circuit city 2am

The instigator and the antagonized victim often show up at different times and never get out of their vehicle. It they do cross path they do figure eights in the parking lot missing each others car or truck by 100’s of feet.
This phrase is in the lexicon of all ethugs. It clearly conveys both a location, time and the event is assumed to be a display of muscle and skill. While as a spectator you hope to see an old-fashioned fist fight sans weapons, in its place you are the recipient of a battle much less exhilarating than a showcase showdown.
by Steve Nicks February 21, 2005
mugGet the circuit city 2am mug.

female circumcision

Something every women should do to please their man
Just like how men are circumcised to please their women
My boyfriend dumped me after I got female circumcision :(
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 6, 2022
mugGet the female circumcision mug.

Circumcision

"What's going on in the hotel lobby? A circumcision??"
by rodneyrox2 January 8, 2010
mugGet the Circumcision mug.

circumcision

The Israeli flag should have a circumcision on it instead of the star of david and or pentagram.
by uncircumcised jew October 26, 2010
mugGet the circumcision mug.

Ukrainian Circumcision

When a cheap prostitute (normally Ukrainian) circumcises you with her teeth because you owe her money.
Bob: God she's so cheap
Carl: yeah but don't try to stuff her on the little bit of cash...
Bob: why not?
Carl: Have you ever heard of a Ukrainian circumcision? *shows bandaged penis*
by PussNBoots October 1, 2015
mugGet the Ukrainian Circumcision mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email