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South American Alligator Chomp

First, venture deep into South America and find that bangin' South American girl we all dream of. Now you found her, follow these simple instructions. While receiving oral sex from your partner, stick your thing all the way down her throat. Gently cup their chin as if you were going to pick her head up and kiss her. Place the other hand just above the forehead almost as if you were going to say, "shoulda had a V8." Next, simultaneously push her jaw together in a chomping motion while your penis is still in their mouth. Finally, blow your load of bloody jizz into her mouth. There you have it, the South American Alligator Chomp.
Roscoe: I was fuckin' around in the Amazon the other day and I saw this hella fine Venezuelan bitch.

Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?

Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.

Jeremiah: Tight!

Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.
by KaMaSuTrA xX February 9, 2009
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Champagne Diet

When someone does nothing but drink champagne for twenty-four hours straight.
1) "damn i feel fine, i'm on a 24 hour champagne diet".

2) person 1--> 'you look like you feelin good, you drunk?'

person 2--> 'ya, i'm on a champagne diet'

person 2--> 'sweet, i'm starting on one of those diets this

weekend'
by tamtamatam April 9, 2010
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Chomper

A term commonly used by baseball players that refers to a chew. Common examples of a "Chomper" may include, but are not limited to: Copenhagen, Skoal, and or Grizzly.
Chipper: Hey bro, can I get a Chomper?

Jones: Naw man, I'm fresh out
by BearTronOmega August 17, 2012
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African champagne

Cum which comes specifically from a black man.
Man 1: Has Gina got herself a black boyfriend?
Man 2: Yes, she gonna be tasting African champagne tonight!
#cum#ejaculation#sperm#man juice
by pixman90 May 29, 2020
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champagne

Champagne is to take your dick and swing it around while pissing so you piss all over the place.
I'm on a party at this asshole's house and I have to go to the restroom. Champagne!!!!!!!!!
by dutchtree109 October 28, 2013
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Champagne Supernova

When you shake up a champagne bottle (must contain champagne only) insert the tip of the bottle into the arsehole of a willing volunteer and let chemistry do the rest .

A champagne supernova.
"We performed a 'champagne supernova' on my friend in the backyard for a dare."
by Elijahri September 23, 2019
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pillow chomper

An over the top camp guy, who u know takes it up the ass.
'Look at that queer over there, i bet hes a right pillow chomper'
by FlashJunkie January 10, 2009
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