chaffee

a person who inherrets everything from dead relatives and never ever throws the objects away, packrat, hoarder, weirdo, quin, jack barakat.. ect.

Chaffee is someone who will take things from people who have passed and never throw them away, untill they have passed and then they will pass their shit on to an other Chaffee.

by quin volcom mangensin June 14, 2008

Choad Monster

This is a huge hairy monster that eats people who are called "choads" they also like to feed on "choad warriors". These monsters have been around for hundreds of years. More and more variations of choad are being created everyday. The newest type of choad that has been seen is the Salmon Choad. The Choad monster has taken a great liking to attacking and eating this particular type of choad. The only thing that can stop a Choad Monster is an elite group of three mammoth cats, they are called G-Unit, Panther and Blackie. Hopefully one day they will bring down the Choad monster and all choads on earth shall be safe to live in peace.

"Ah it's the Choad monster run!!!!!!!!"

by Crazy McMental May 28, 2006

choad

A large, well defined turd with intestine lines and pieces of undigested peanuts.

Tyrone and Takeshia got out of the swimming pool fast when a large choad floated by.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

chaffing

When you are so bored, you browse through IRC channels and add nothing to any conversations.

There's gotta be someone out there that will talk, stop fucking chaffing.

by Ov3rLoRd June 9, 2007

Choad

A word used to describe a short fat penis. The penis in question is wider than it is long.

Ian struggled to suck Keiran's choad.

by Ewany May 23, 2008

chaffing thighs

thighs that rub together in a fashion that makes binty girate

dawn french sports a pair

by sebastian February 18, 2004

choad

a word used on an internet message board to slander it's creators. The word however is used to describe the overall douchebaggedness of the individual who called them that in the first place. Thus making the definition of choad, actually kyle. So a kyle is a choad, and a choad is a kyle.

The Jakes are choads, for not putting up my threadless submission. I sent them an e-mail, but the choads never replied. Because they are after all, a bunch of non-replying choads.

by tacosaurus July 19, 2004