19 definitions by sebastian
A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.
1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
by sebastian June 15, 2006
A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.
Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.
by sebastian December 6, 2003
n. Somebody or something that is extremely uncool (see lame), extremely bad (see heinous), and so on.
adj. To describe something as being very lame, heinous, etc.
adj. To describe something as being very lame, heinous, etc.
by sebastian March 31, 2005
by sebastian November 4, 2003
when something is so damn saucey & awesome at the same time. which could be something incredibly cool or extremely hott.
whoa, your new threads are saucesome!
by sebastian March 11, 2004
by sebastian February 6, 2005