sebastian's definitions

Turd Smuggler

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.

Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.

by Sebastian December 6, 2003

capn' carl

Sebastian ; None but Sebastian.

Thats Capn' carl fool!!

by Sebastian January 3, 2005

Daily chore

Masturbation, wanking, tossing off, spanking the monkey.

At night I like to get into bed and do the daily chore before rolling over to go to sleep.

by Sebastian February 6, 2005

madness

A dog with a big head from Invader zim that scares everyone away.

*Madness appears and eats egg on floor**Zim and GIR scream and run away.*

by Sebastian May 7, 2004

rockin dudes

quite possibly the coolest people on the planet.

Only true rockin dudes can rock like dudes.

by Sebastian November 3, 2003

Guatemala

Country situated betwen Mexico/El Salvador,a Quetzal(national maney) its 8.oo$ or so, Quetzal too its the national bird,the most important turistic atraction are:TIkal(an acient mayan city),Atitlan(a lake).

How i knoe so much?, I live there...and for the person who posted the last definition:IDIOT!!!

by Sebastian May 7, 2004

abercrombie and fitch

A clothing store for mostly
metro sexual males and slutty females... usually teens. There store on several occasions has been sued due to racial descrimination. Over priced cheaply made clothing, usually sporting the name of the store in huge bold lettering.

On my birthday my gf gave me a pair of 60 dollar (they had pre-torn holes in them) abercrombie and fitch jeans. Subsiquently I took my pair of brand new levis which cost 20 dollars and tore holes in them myself. Afterward I set the abercrombie jeans a blaze for her to see the disrespect she showed me and dumped her. Dont worry thoe I patched up my levis and turned them into bitchen denim shorts so everything turned out alright in the end.

by Sebastian August 23, 2005