Chairman of the Bowl

Getting a Man Chair while taking a dump.

Oh man, I'm horny but I also have to take a dump. What ever should I do? Chairman of the Bowl!

by Tim0210 October 23, 2007

chair cunt

Someone in an office environment who reacts like a little bitch when a coworker changes seats with them

Jim was a total chair cunt today when Kevin switched seats with him

by kdawg4 June 8, 2009

hot chair

it is an electric chair, the cool dudes in texas call it that way.

America is the only rich country that has not abolished it yet.

kill someone in tx and you'll go to the "hot chair"

by pablo bvs September 8, 2006

Desk Chair

A chair that goes with your desk. Fun to spin around on and mainly used for racing around your house.

"Anyone seen John and Benedict?"
"They're at home trying to race each other on desk chairs."

by Ilovetitties6969 March 2, 2012

Tummy Lawn Chair (TLC)

The sexual position in which the guy straddles the girl and sits on her stomach NAKED. From there the guy reaches behind and fingers the girl and the girl gives the guy a hand job and he nuts on her tits.

Did you hear about Jessie and that kid doing the tummy lawn chair?

Dude it's the sweetest sex position ever i sat on her stomach NAKED.
That's the Tummy Lawn Chair (TLC).

by Jimmy Snoop December 12, 2007

Chair Rape

When someone puts their foot on the bar on the bottom of your chair. Commonly accepted, though not appreciated. Everyone likes to do it, but not receive it.

Guy 1: "Get your foot off!"
Guy 2: "No, it's super comfy!"
Guy 1: "CHAIR RAPE!!!1"
Guy 2: "Chillax, at least we don't have any real problems..."

by FailPanda January 22, 2010

buisness chair

the act in which two men start by getting on their backs,then proceed to get butt to butt, literally so close that these two guys are touching dicks side by side.
thus making it one dick like an "entity".
now the third person male or female now comes into play,then insert both dicks at the same time into the ass or puss.now once on and in position using your hands grabbing the ankles of the other two thus the "buissness chair" is born now "swivel" yourself about till climax is acheived.

tom asked if he would like to his buisness chair in action.

by GROVESTOWN June 11, 2006