cunt carrot

A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.

Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."

by kordru March 11, 2020

Baby carrot

A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

Dude your such a baby carrot

by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016

carrot boobs

when instead of drooping naturally, a pair of breasts point outward more than is reasonably expected. This phenomena indicates that the enitre breast--not just the nips--are pointing, seemingly defying Newtonian physics. Causes remain unknown.

My brother-in-law calls my wife "carrot boobs" because her breasts intermittenly poke out like nubby carrots. I hate that douche canoe.

by carrotboobs1278 December 9, 2008

egg carrot

The act of shaving a carrot for to long and it manifesting as an egg shaped carrot

I tried to make lunch and finna made a egg carrot

by The Tooner June 3, 2018

Jim Carrot

A man who eats carrots his name is jim.

Hey jim would you like a carrot . Yes Jim Carrot

by DualTone May 8, 2012

carrot butt

Somebody who puts carrots in their butt.

Hey jess and becca, did you remember when benny? What a carrot butt

by Daxlions June 8, 2016

carrot comrad

a person who is determined to eat enough carrots to turn them orange.

wow check out rosie, audrey and emily! they are carrot comrads!

by emILY1234567890- March 19, 2009