Capri sun

When you sick a straw like thing up a girls pussy and suck it out like a Capri Sun

Last night me and my boyfriend tried Capri Sun

by Ash :) 666 August 30, 2018

capriccio

Capriccio — a too-sweet bottled mix of carbonated wine and fruit juice — is the “it” drink of summer, the drunken fad that is following in the footsteps of its predecessors: Smirnoff Ice, Zima, Mike’s Hard Lemonade and Four Loko. In fact, people on social media are calling Capriccio “Fancy Four Loko,” after the canned alcoholic energy drink that was ultimately banned in several states for its intoxicating mixture of booze, caffeine, taurine (an ingredient in Red Bull) and guarana (a stimulant found in diet pills). Capriccio contains none of those ingredients except for the booze, but it seems to have had a similar effect on people.

(Capriccio) is a very wild drink!!!!!

Haliey: "Hey jessie you still have some of that Capriccio drink at your house?"

jessie: "yeah girl you sure u want some of that!!!!!"

Haliey:"yeah what's wrong with it!!!!!!"

jessie: "girl that drink makes you go crazy i when i got drunk of from it i texted my ex bf last friday!!!!!"

Haliey: "Omg Jess that's crazy stupid lol"

by Heaven Manning December 26, 2018

caprisun

a drink that is drank by white ass faggots, guys with no hair, guys with small dicks, and people that use penis enlargement pills for their mommy.

He drank that caprisun out of that ass,

by imyourmomfaggot January 24, 2019

Caprisunolic

When you are addicted to caprisuns and can’t live without

Hoofman is a caprisunolic

by Beachdontknow37 April 24, 2019

Caprio

Caprio is an Italian boy. He is bigger than most kids in his grade. Including his gym teacher. He is supposed to be good at soccer but he’s trash at it. He doesn’t have a lot of friends. He has only one good friend. and then a friend that he likes but is mean that kids name in Nick, Sam, Dylan or Ryan. Now that you know more about Caprio we can tell you his secrets. He thinks his parents are real bitches! When he goes to bed he thinks about how much he hates them. He also has a secret crush on somebody...... her name is Bryn. She is also kinda big. When you ever see or meet a Caprio........... the first thing you have to do is RUN! RUN FROM HIM!!!

Sally: “ hey did you see the new kid. He is such a bitch uuhhggggg!”

Bryn: “ i think he’s cute! and i like the name Caprio!”
Addison: EWWWW! no he’s a big smelly slobbbbbbb!
Sammy: who are we talking about??”

Nick: Heheh i’m gonna bully this bitch
Henry: He looks like a good friend
Jennifer: eh he seems kinda boring!

by belcoco June 9, 2019

Capri-fun

BEST CAMP COUNSELOR EVER. Doesn’t get sun burns because she bathes in dog drool. Won’t let fibbers go to the camp nurse. Her catchphrase is “Sick!” Has a secret handshake with her cousin that is so secret they must recreate it every day for fear that it is compromised. Likes to have fun. If she could change all of the water in the world to a different liquid, she would change it to Capri-sun. Was almost names Spider-Pig.

Lesser Camp Counselor: Hey Capri-fun, are you going to let that kid go to the nurse?

Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.

by Sugar Crash July 18, 2019

Capri Sunning

Instead of racking up lines, Capri-Sunning or doing a Capri Sun is snorting drugs directly from the bag via a note/straw

Pre Tense: I've got some coke if you want some, I can't rack here. Do you fancy Capri Sunning from the bag instead? *Passes bag with straw in it*

Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!

by Gibsonion August 19, 2019