caphones

When someone has the balls to say things over the phone they would never say face to face. A combination of cajones and phone.

Man my mother is a 5 foot tall 2nd grade teacher, but she's got some caphones! She told my boss she would destroy his manhood if anything ever happened to me.

by durtysoufcraka January 17, 2010

Capitalism

Something really stupid, Communism best.

Boy at family dinner: Mother, boys in my school are talking about something called Capitalism.
Mother at a family dinner: Don't listen to them. They don't know what they are talking about, you have work in the potato field today by the way.

by Communist 100 October 27, 2020

Capitalism

Capitalism is the Corporatization and the monopolization of the Laissez-faire free market economy.

Examples of Capitalism are the economies of both the United States and China. Which are effectively economies which have been completely corporatized and monopolised by a small elitist group. China the state and the United States the Corporate elite.

by Baron Neville July 11, 2015

To Capital

When the first seed loses to the last seed in round one.

When something goes terribly wrong.

The Washington Capitals lost to Montreal, way to capital it.

Wow that party totally capitaled.

by mdiiiiz April 30, 2010

circulating capital

(ECONOMICS) the capital that a business sells in order to make money. The obvious example is the inventory of a convenience store; in this case, the circulating capital is the merchandise, and the fixed capital includes the cash register, the display racks, and so on.

In other cases, the circulating capital consists of raw materials or supplies; for example, a mechanic has transmission fluid or air filters, while a dress maker has muslin and thread.

An entrepreneur makes money by hanging onto fixed capital as long as possible, and getting rid of circulating capital as fast as possible.

by Abu Yahya May 4, 2010

kudzu capitalism

A dangerous overgrowth of capitalism and corporate power, to where those with the most money gain a disproportionate amount of influence with politicians and government entities.

From kudzu - the infamous invasive vine that spreads uncontrollably and grows extremely quickly.

Mark: You're a socialist communist pig!

Sarah: I'm not against capitalism in general, I just oppose the sort of kudzu capitalism that's taking over our government, where politicians' votes are bought by the highest bidder.

by smackerel October 11, 2011

Caping

Caping or to cape is when a man is trying to get some ass but makes it really obvious.

“Omg how hard Josh is caping on Emily.“
“Ye he could fly to Australia with that cape”

by coochiesupplier420 November 26, 2019