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Free Candy

Candy given away, often by really nice people in beat-up vans.

Occasionally refers to candy found in dumpsters, toilets, yards, or other sanitary sources.
On my 54th birthday, a man driving a Rainbow 1978 Ford Pinto with the words "free candy" scratched in the side invited me in for some free candy. I jumped up and down giddily and accepted the offer.
by freecandy@deadorphans.com December 14, 2010
mugGet the Free Candymug.

candy whore

One who whores ones self out for candy instead of cash.
Yo that candy whore said shed give me a blowjob for five snickers bars.
by Ashface MarcaurAY November 17, 2006
mugGet the candy whoremug.

yellow candy

a term used by Fort Dorchester teacher Mr.Stukes. It is referring to a discipline slip because of its yellow color.
"You betta stop coming in here late, before you recieve a piece of yellow candy here."
by J stack February 28, 2008
mugGet the yellow candymug.

candy ass

That candy ass over there is going to get his ass kicked
by Lisa November 7, 2003
mugGet the candy assmug.

candy raver

a person who goes to raves wearing brightly coloured beads up their arms and around their necks. candy ravers make candy, swap candy, give away candy etc. most listen to happy hardcore, hardcore and sometimes hardstyle. these people are the happy children of the raves wearing bright coloured clothes, bright fluffys on their legs, bright leg warmers, 'phat pants' (huge pants that flare with reflectors, colours, logos, braces/straps etc.) reflector vests, candy girls often make their own shirts to wear. candy ravers usually stomp or shuffle on the dancefloor.
Virgin Raver: ohh its my first rave can i have some candy??
Candy Raver1: ARGH GO AWAY YOUR SO ANNOYING!!
Virgin Raver: sorry..
*walks to next candy raver*
Virgin Raver: ohh its my first rave can i have some candy??
Candy Raver2: sure do you wanna trade candy?
Virgin Raver: okay! *gurns*
by drug.dependant July 3, 2006
mugGet the candy ravermug.

dick candy

An individual, usually a woman who a man would like to meet just in order to eventually sleep with.
"Yo, check out that dick candy over there."
by Skank_Away June 15, 2007
mugGet the dick candymug.

Fap Candy

Fap candy entails a form of material that can be used as an aid during the process of fapping. Often in the form of pictures and videos.
Guy 1: Dude check out the milf in this pic!
Guy 2: Ah yeah fap candy!
by fapkingpro December 6, 2010
mugGet the Fap Candymug.

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