Callum

He is sooo hot and sexy. He gets all the girls unlike Landon. He has a lot of confidence and did I mention how hot he is. Sometimes Callum feelths lonely and depressed but tis thus time thou cheer thy upwards. UWU

He has a huge cock.

I heard Callum has a crush on Dallas

by Oohyeahdaddyuh July 10, 2022

mr callum

(verb) to violently smash someone over the head with something.

e.g. a shovel.

"he just mr callumed me in the head"
"did he just use the Shovel to mr callum you?"

by muffiee1 December 16, 2024

Callum

Callum is a name that means enormous boobs on a man.

"I don't like him like that, but Callum's really pretty."

"Callum? Doesn't that name translate to Big Boobs in english?"

by toyflyer August 2, 2024

Callum

absolutely rubbish fortnite player

yo have you seen callum
yea he’s absolutley rubbish at fortnite

by anonymous November 12, 2023

callum

a shrek like figure

oh yeah that girl is such a callum

by jollyfigure09 April 9, 2020

callum carroll

a nonce who plays with 2 year old kids behind the kebab shop bins, he like to make girl noises and always eats the chicken nuggets from the dodgy kebab shop in totton

callum Carroll is a nonce

by louroo215 April 18, 2018

Callum Phin

A guy who is funny, outgoing and loved by just about everyone. Girls want him badly and people want to be around him. He is the 'party'. He is also the hardest fighter in his area.

You see the tap biy o' that scheme, he wis pyoor Callum Phin material.

by Some Biy December 12, 2011