Corp Callum

The deity of a certain nightclub in Sheffield, England.
Known to cause all women in a nearby radius to instantly orgasm from his impeccable dance moves.
Has been known to work his magin on unsuspecting minors.

Girl A) Did you see the moves on that guy, he really is making me wet.
Girl B) That's Corp Callum, don't fall under his spell you're only 17 until next month!!

by ItsHCS July 28, 2023

Callum

When questioned on the topic of football, becomes as useful as an underwater fire station (Nee-Naw)

Person A- "Callum, who won the 2007 Ballond'Or?"
Callum-"Pele",(says with chest, and fully believes he is 100% correct

by steve keyboard man August 2, 2023

callum bowden smith

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.

“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.

by laxativequeen3000 September 11, 2023

Callum Stead

A very gorgeous man who’s gonna marry a princess with his amazing charms. He proper nice and has a 10 inch cock

Callum stead is bangable

by Callum Stead November 22, 2021

Callum

He is a fucking snake, don’t be his friend.

He is the biggest dickhead snakey twat ever.

Callum is such a snake. He told everyone about what happened last weekend

by Jacob6745 November 22, 2021

Callum

They always have massive heads.

Callum over there has a fucking massive head.

by RagingSnake69 November 22, 2021

Callum 😎😈💩

Callum is rlly lovely and likes my space buns. he likes to listen when i’m sad and is my bestie and my fellow gemini twin. Big up Callum

oh wait and he’s a basic bitch with his starbucks but whatever he’s still the best.

girl one - are u tired

callum 😎😈💩 - yes can i sleep in ur space buns plz.

girl one - yes but only if u get me a starbucks bitch

by spacebuns November 25, 2021