carbon producer

A person that's extremely annoying. They try to be popular but ultimately fail. They are nicknamed the carbon producer because the production of carbon dioxide harms our environment and atmosphere and so does said person.

Oh look, there's the carbon producer again, he's sooo lame.

by Oxygen Producer June 14, 2017

carboneing

The act of meeting random broads and nailing them with force, typical done by a carbone.

Dude I toataly forgot about study group, sorry I was carboneing .

by Not carbone June 19, 2017

Carbon Tanprint

The amount of greenhouse gas emissions a person causes while getting a tan.

"Wow, James just broke the scale on carbon tanprint by travelling from Iceland to Australia to get a tan"

by Heimir Han July 20, 2017

capron il

Capron is a piece of shit town in northern Illinois. It is filled with run down houses and Mexicans. The people here are farmers or wanna be rednecks too. If you live in capron you are frowned upon. Nobody says they are from capron with pride as the nearby town of poplar grove will make you feel like shit because they have more than 0.000034 businesses in their town

Girl:where are you from?
Guy:capron IL Hbu?
Girl:oh wait I just noticed the time my dog is running away(best excuse she could think of to get away from a filthy capron guy)

by Hockey2134 May 2, 2018

carbonate

When you sit on the toilet to take a dump but you only end up farting a bunch of times.

"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"

by Onehitwonder? November 28, 2017

cabrne

A beautiful baby girl with aqua blue eyes who’s mixed and a little angel who will melt your heart

We shall call her cabrne and her nickname is brene

by Moocal May 10, 2018

Carbon Dickprint

The amount of carbon footprint created by masturbating to pornography with a story line based in gasoline related transportation.

Dillion: So, I was jerking off to this hot chick on Slam Van #mobilestabbincabin and it got real weird.

Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!

by Deanzie bopper March 19, 2018