comfusion

lack of understanding; uncertainty caused by electronic means of communication: such as instant messaging, email, broken or delayed VOIP calls etc

"agghhh IM threads with more than three people always end in total comfusion"

by MemeDeveloper October 18, 2014

Mad confusing

When your homie says no homo before saying some really gay shit

Homie 1: "yo no homo, but i would deffinitely like, fuck you dawg"
Homie 2: "yo man you acting mad confusing rn"

by Nibbaboi January 23, 2020

Confession

Something you do when you're at peak high but still have a little bit of sanity left. Also rather impulsive and rash but still something one won't regret.

I wanted courage to make a confession so I ended up being high but rational, then said I liked them in a different language...

by YHKG November 1, 2021

and often confusing

A word used to describe bafflement

Henry: Jeffry, that woman you are marrying has a penis

Jeffry: I'm confused!!!

by hahaha July 22, 2003

Dashboard Confessional

Often referred to as "Acoustic Emo". It had a name when it was a solo act.

"When I listen to Dashboard Confessional's music, I feel like I'm dying inside" - My friend

by GRAWR February 17, 2008

confusionista

1) The confused masses, the majority being constantly, permanently befuddled, others being intermittently addled. 2) Those who blindly believe the disseminators of hype and disinformation.

"Man, this national health insurance bizness -- it's gonna ruin the country. It's scary."
"Nah, don't believe your senator. He's a lackey for the insurance lobby. They're the ones gonna ruin this country. Them and the banks, the oil companies, and the mortgage crisis-makers. Oh yeah, and the lap-dog media."
"Shit. I feel like I've jointed the confusionista."
"Don't worry, man. In your case, it's temporary."

by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009

Confusioned

Your really confused and your drunk

Bro I’m on the vod I am so confusioned

by Urbandicccctioneeeeart March 9, 2019