Kevin Correction

A meaningless correction made by someone while someone else is telling a story.

Man 1: So I walk into the 711...
Man 2: You mean the Quick Shop.
Man 1: Whatever. It's a Kevin correction.

by Sopranoman January 3, 2008

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Couch Collector

Someone who is lame, uncool, tired, or just generally boring.

Other forms of the term -
"Couch Collecting" - The act of being boring/lame
"Couch Collection" - A group or series of things that are boring.

Lyda: I broke up with my boyfriend because he was too boring.
Bryant: Yeah, he was a total couch collector.

Will: This party is lame.
Pete: Yeah, these people are couch collecting.

James: What did you do last night?
Rodney: Well I felt sick so I just stayed at home and collected couches.

Hank: I can't believe the professor expects us to read all these crappy books.
Karen: Yeah, this is a total couch collection.

by wayoutofplace February 9, 2008

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shit collector

one who keeps their shit together

Heidi likes shit collectors.

by Monteee-ro January 25, 2011

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semen collector

One who collects semen to give to sperm research

Doctor 1: We need a trustworthy semen collector in order to assure further research.

Doctor 2: I heard Jack is known worldwide for his semen collecting abilities.

Doctor 1: I will look into hiring him.

by Nigger licker October 23, 2013

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Russia Connection

Phrase used by Leftist journalists to invoke Red Scare-esque fear into the populace. It can mean anything from your favorite salad dressing, Russian dressing, or your great-uncle, Yuri, to a buddy from your study abroad program who lives in Russia.

The President of the United States and his cabinet have many Russia connections including that one Russian Scientist who gave a presentation on global warming.

by Chris Pratt's Husband November 2, 2017

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