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de-crapping

the process of purging either a garage or storage shed of unnecessary items that have long since expired or outlived their usefulness. Common items discovered during a de-crapping include old clothing (protected by the misguided belief that fashion is truly cyclical), old magazines (containing articles that you fully intended to clip and scrapbook one day), and ancient near-empty bottles of automotive products that contain far too less product to be of any use.

De-crapping has also been known to take place in the living spaces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-crappers.
Joe: Bob was de-crapping his garden shed the other day and found an Armani suit.

Bill: Cool. I'm the same size as Bob; do you think he'd give me a good deal on it.

Joe: Oh yeah. I heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don't mind the bullet holes. His son called "dibs" on the pinkie ring.
by gawthic1 June 6, 2010
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Hot Crapping

When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.

Similar to Hot Bunking}.
Man, I hate Hot Crapping.
by ol' bilnick September 30, 2016
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ass chapping

the action of chapping another persons ass. Thus making them very annoyed and pissed off
that thicc nibba took my virginity. he gave me a real good ass chapping.
by boomerang man March 1, 2018
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A capping person

A capping person, aka mike talks about how cappers get caped but he’s really the capper 🚫🧢
by Trinitychanel January 15, 2019
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toe clipping

Toe clippings are clippings from ones toe nails
Him:Look at the old mans toe clippings
Her: Ew, He must have AIDS!
by Akjehhj.123 April 1, 2019
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catastrophic clipping

When your cut your nails at a weird angle, you cut the end of the nail. If removed, it causes pain and bleeding for 2~3 days. If left, causes annoyance and will lead to removing of nail
Jonathan cuts nail

Cuts downward to much
J:Motherfucker, I messed up now I got a catastrophic clipping
by Rick’n’ Roll July 4, 2020
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National Claping Day

It’s the day where you grab your girlfriend/wifes and rail them on the bed!

It’s every September 8th.
Dude, aren’t you excited for National Claping Day tommorow?
by CalebsStudios July 1, 2021
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