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cartheist

A person who films in their car YouTube videos which espouse, defend, or attempt to justify religion. (Vertical video is optional, but frequent.)
"Oh, jeepers, not another cartheist! Why do you all film in your stupid car???"
by BionicDance June 8, 2019
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Cartoon Ugly

When someone is so ugly, they look more like a cartoon than a real person
Joe: Hey Frito, would you bang Rita?

Frito: No way man, that chick is cartoon ugly!

Joe: Yeah man, and I heard the Warner brothers gave her the Eiffel tower too...
by Joe Bowers, Pvt February 12, 2010
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Vagina cartwheels

An elaborate sexual maneuver involving weeks of preparation and a large initial cost investment (should be avoided by all but the most committed and enthusiastic individuals). Supplies needed: octopus, gym membership, a fun-loving and adventure-seeking spirit, more lube than you've ever used in your life, an on-site surgeon (in case of disaster) and Grimm's Book of Fairy Tales.

Instructions:
1) become extremely fit as a member of your local gym or community center.
2) purchase a salt water tank and octopus-- preferably a Caribbean reef octopus for its lovely indigo hue, but the common Octopus vulgaris will do.
3) *ANIMAL CRUELTY INVOLVED IN THE FOLLOWING STEP* De-tentacle the octopus, and desert the body in the appropriate biohazard container of your choice. Preserve the tentacles in your salt water tank.
4) Read your partner, in the accent of your choice, the most fucked-up of Grimm's Fairy Tales. Excellent choices include Little Red Riding Hood and Hansel & Gretel.
4) For every murmur of horror they admit, slap your partner's genitalia with the tentacles.
5) Repeat until the fairy tales are complete or the tentacles no longer have any live neurons and cannot move on their own.
6) Afterwards, do cartwheels to air out one's vagina! THE VAGINA CARTWHEEL IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT THIS PROCESS.

THIS SEXUAL MANEUVER IS ILLEGAL IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND PUERTO RICO.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED*

(post-traumatic stress disorder a distinct possibility)
"My, what large teeth you have!" *gasp of horror* *slapping noise*

"Hey, I hear Henry F. is super-into Vagina Cartwheels!"
by the love pad November 12, 2012
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ISP Cartel

1. An illegal group of communications companies hellbent on pricefixing and keeping the United States and in extension, other parts of the world in the stone age, while Asia enjoys extremely high speeds due to government control or a pure market economy with no possibility of lobbying. This Cartel is composed of Verizon, Comcast, ATT, CableVision, TimeWarner, and TMobile, which throught ATT, encompass all Canadian carriers and through Tmobile, intermingle all European carriers.
Man that ISP Cartel raised rates system wide again....I wish I lived in Hong Kong, where for $20 you get a Gigabit Symmetrical.
by shdwsclan May 22, 2009
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Shit Carters Hat

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.
"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."
by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012
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Cartier

Bro that Cartier just boosted yo swag
by kate8 June 4, 2011
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cartman

How can someone as evil as cartman be so loved?
by timeem May 13, 2005
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