timeem's definitions

shit n surf

The beautiful combination of a wireless internet connection and a laptop allowing you to access the net from ur bathroom

dude: where u at?
timeem: im on the toilet shitting and surfing
dude : lmao

by Timeem April 22, 2005

cartman

Quite possibly the greatest cartoon character ever created!

How can someone as evil as cartman be so loved?

by timeem May 13, 2005

snake and bake

having hot sex and a joint afterwards!

im down for a bit of snake and bake in the morning.

by timeem May 24, 2005