Southampton Chandler

A technique for courtship practiced on the South Coast (usually in a nightclub, but can also be effective in libraries and hospitals). The maneouvre begins by working oneself into a unholy sweat, sauna's may be used, however the purists shun this frivilous aid.
Next the participant (using a feminine alias, such as Justin or Miranda) must choose his target and incessantly annoy them with a socially inept dogma - this can result in a 'pull'.
If the distinctly average looking target (gender unspecified) can be lured to a bedroom, the ritual mating will begin. This usually lasts for about 15 minutes or until the 'gurning fuck lizard' is so 'gunked up' her tears taste salty. Real Salty.

Illegal in most civilised worlds.

Justin: You know I created the Southampton Chandler

Girl: Get the fuck away from me, you depraved, red, sweaty fuck.

Justin: I'll put you down as a maybe.

by adebayormiddletondrive May 9, 2009

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Dirty chandler

When you fuck someone in the ear so hard their brain explodes

Dude I just did a dirty chandler last night she can’t even think straight

by Sheizer222 March 30, 2020

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Chandler

The one person who would never leave you for anyone because he will love you no matter what. He is the cutest person ever and will tell you how beautiful you are everyday. He will always cuddle you and want to be near you. He is the best boyfriend someone could ask for. You'll never want to leave him because he is the perfect boyfriend and you will fall in love with him instantly.

wow, you must have a real Chandler!

by thatonepersonthatlikes30stm July 23, 2014

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Candie Bandit

(1) A polymath of sorts. (2) Creator of visual and audio stuff. (3) Can be found either appreciating arcitecture in an unconventional form using a plank of wood attached to four wheels; or spraying or splatering paint onto surfaces. (4) Mainly sighted in London, usually to the west. Reported sightings also at skateboarding parks throughout Britain and Europe, rumored to have been seen as far as the west coast of America, however not for a few years.

Other:

(a) TaeKwonDo (inc: Silver medalist in the 2007 ITF World Championships in sparring, three times Gold and three times Silver wins in other sparring tournaments), (b) Interactive design/Illustration BA(Hons), (c) Graffiti Artist and Workshop Tutor, (d) Avid Skateboarder (untill recent knee operation), (e) Radio Show host, (f) DnB flavoured, (g) Proper geek.

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'Candie' kan-dee (noun) - confectionary, confit, conversation, hokum, delicious, honeyed, like honey, like sugar, cloying, luscious, nectareous, saccharine, sugar-coated, sweetened, syrupy, toothsome, bonbon, jawbreaker, sugarcoated item.

'Bandit' ban-dit (noun) - brigand, crook, gangster, gunman, highwayman, hijacker, holdup man, hooligan, marauder, mobster, outlaw, pillager, pirate, racketeer, raider, ravager, robber, villain.

(1) Def.: (informal) "...who operates a business or works without a required license or permit, and without observing the usual rules or practices."

Oh I saw the Candie Bandit tagging up the skatepark

by Sirenz February 19, 2009

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