Caltrain Simp

A simp for Caltrain, usually pretty stupid.

Metra Person: Fuck Caltrain Simps!

Some other train person: I agree with this statement.

by Caltrain Sucks February 23, 2021

Tensor Calculus

Dysphemism, to have sex.

Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.

by Kitsune Of Doom November 29, 2006

Calmly

One of the many trigger words for a fan of both the Harry Potter books and movies.

Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? Dumbledore asked calmly.

"HARREH DIDJA PUTYER NAME IN DAH GOBLET OF FIYAH???!!!!!" Dumbledore asked calmly.

by KLANCE BECAUSE WHY NOT December 12, 2017

call waiting face off

If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.

A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"

by Garret February 3, 2005

Rolled A California Roll

When you are playing PvZ heroes and your opponent rolls a 3, 2, and a 3 on with their block meter immediately after blocking the turn before.

What the heck! He rolled a California Roll and blocked two turns in a row.

by DnskcnsmkAaaaa April 11, 2021

Rooster call

The transmission of a picture of the male genitalia ("cock" a.k.a "rooster") via cell phone text message during the early hours of the morning.

Betty was pleasantly surprised to receive a rooster call from Johnny so early in the morning

by bangzoom_straighttothemoon April 21, 2009

mori calliope

m&ms newest competitor,rap god,gay for kiara and queen of the deadbeats

deadbeat 1:you see that new song mori calliope made? (simp) KFP member 1: what? no i was watching kiara stream

by a deadbeat January 27, 2021