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bruce luck 

Having the most epic luck that permits anything bad, horrible or shit house from happening to you...especially when with the oizeys!
"Hey man guess what, i just applied for a job to get $38 000 for 3 months work and all i gotta do is hand out flavoured milk with a rig by my side"

"Buulllllshiiiiiit, you've got the bruce luck man"
bruce luck by puggachug September 7, 2011
he’s that middle aged white dude who has two little girls. he always wears collared shirts and loves to go golfing. he’s religious and does bbqs after every church meeting. he probably has a young wife named Debra. he works at Intel and makes a decent amount of money.
that’s a bruce for you.
bruce by bianca nicolette October 4, 2020

Uncle Bruce

A trans person who has not had sex reassignment surgery.
Some Uncle Bruce on twitter has no standing to be speaking for the trans community.
Uncle Bruce by crookt December 31, 2021

Robert The Bruce 

The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''
A name we all use in North London as aposed to MATEY or BUDDY.
Easy there BRUCE whats going on?
bruce by clusta May 1, 2007

The Bruce Banner 

When in the middle of the act of sexual intercourse when one becomes angry for unknown reasons, "Hulk Smash!!!" is said, Or during climax.

Is also used to refer to loud grunting noises emitted from male pornstars during a taping.
"He gave her The Bruce Banner so loud we could hear it from down the hall."

"uuhn! UH! Hulk Smash!!!"