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Get the Bevahooker mug.Euphemism gifted to Kitty Joy Beverly by her schizo voices meaning her body is graced with Beverly Hills and sum big ol’ speakers amongst blue collar tweekers…Zona trippin’ me far out er banksy can’t help this shit rhymes with spank me…Art class all day long, where’d my life go so wrong…hieronymous help her find people of shelter…I’ll see you the bullshit and raise you a rebar like crippled bodies in wheelchairs on foot they won’t get far…Separating bones from the fin to find treasures within Pushy Cat speaks in riddles while Deliverance fiddles…With dueling banjos how my mind works only God knows…It’s his private mystery shaped tragic in history…
This was the voices speaking of course:”She’s got A Beverly Hills Boombox body movin’ a fool in the pain Ted ladies all around me and you what the fuck we gonna do it like we live ‘till we die tied too…” Wut The hell is she saying? Pushmataha the Pushy Cat’s merely voice driven, this poor girl had no choices…locked down mentally ill, no longer faced with a pill…elephant tranked by the state, monthly injections don’t rate…behind masks she hid, mind you this was pre-covid…Wore one wrecking the van goat nothing else but a trench coat…Oh yeah, I just remembered this dumb ass drawing I did yesterday and I couldn’t stop laughing because of it…Sorry, stopped rhyming but the shit was so fucking stupid it was making me laugh again…It’s this drawing of a Paiasso clown girl that says born fool on her shirt but I thought, she’s really the nut juggler, that’s why all these assholes are orbiting her…The nut juggler…dumb as fuck but makes me laugh like a mother fucker…Laughter is the Schizo’s natural gift sum times…Sum times but I suck at math, the voices say I traded it for sum thing a long time ago…Fuck math’s overrated as shit anyway…Math rarely gets one laid or paid so who D fuck cares…So step sister porn flick and missin’ that good shit…
by Pushmataha October 25, 2022
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At the parties, I always end up as the dedicated Bevercarrier, responsible for guarding my friend's drink throughout the evening.
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