beef jerky 

A delicious dried, smokey beef snack. Quite possibly the manliest food known to man. Don't be fooled by those pussy beef stick imposters. You can see the "grain" of the beef in real jerky.

Frank: "Hey John, you want some of this beef jerky?"

John: "No thanks."

Frank: "Pussy."

beef jerky by Guestly January 1, 2012

beef-stains 

a chummy title, used in jest towards cronies, specifically referring to fecal matter expelled onto the under-garments.

Care for a round of croquet, beef-stains?

beef-stains by dorham May 26, 2006

beef wellington 

a sex position in which the girl lays face up and the man takes a crap on her vagina and then fucks her.

ah man my dick smells rank after giving that beef wellington to this one chick

beef wellington by jakoff April 4, 2009

beef walk 

Going outside or away from the group in order to fart with less consequence.

Person A: "Where did you just go?"
Person B: "I had to go on a beef walk, PF Changs for lunch gave me the Dali Chicken farts"

beef walk by moistchunks4life May 28, 2011

Beef Pirate 

One who confiscates beef without permisson.

That beef pirate just grabbed my salami!

Beef Pirate by Will July 28, 2003

beef curtain

Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.

Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.

beef curtain by Queefmaster98 December 28, 2005

beef stick 

a pet name for ur penis

anton- i hit that bitch with my beef stick

beef stick by kiko March 8, 2005