Beef Rat

A rat filled to the brim with Taco Bell class A beef.
Very edible.
Very squish.

I would like two number 9s, a number 9 large, and a beef rat.

by NotAGoodPersontoSociety November 14, 2018

Beef Missile

Slang for a large penis.

That dude takes down bitches with his beef missile like a champ!

by Squiblish January 19, 2015

BEEF BARN

A woman who will take it in ANY ORPHUS!!! Any day, any time, anywhere.

Tim and his buddies were sitting around chatting, when I heard them say "Damn, Stacy is a total BEEF BARN!! I cant believe she fucked us all in the same day!!!!"

by osubeefbarn November 15, 2009

Beef jerking

To sprinkle beef ramen flavored packet on your penis and have your partner jerk you off until the semen mixes thoroughly with the powder so it becomes a fine mixture. Then you and your partner swallow it.

I was too poor for condoms so me and my partner were beef jerking instead.

by analdestroyer69 February 5, 2014

BEEF ONSLAUGHT

While engaging in sexual activity with a partner,
call numerous males over to include in the sexual act.
Causing an overwhelming amount of male genetalia in one
location. The copious amount of male genetalia compared to female genetalia would result in an "onslaught" type of situation.

"Last night Jonny surprised me by inviting his friends over. I was definately satisfied with the beef onslaught i recieved."

by Stephen Travers September 16, 2006

Beef Jerkey

1) Dried out beef with the addition of spices to be consumed
2) Awesomeness made edible

Man 1: "dude pass me some beef jerkey"
Man 2: "Fucking A!"

by Aviticus January 20, 2009

squashed beef

To get rid of any past beef or drama that went down between two people and to get onto good terms with, typically used between an ex-SO

I saw my ex last night and we squashed beef so we are cool now.

by Qweens4life May 30, 2018