tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"
"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."
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Barking at the lawn

Vomiting.
As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.
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Wouldn't answer a dog's bark

A Yorkshire colloquialism used to describe someone who habitually ignores problems or complaints.
"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"
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barking up a tree

Don’t go barking up a tree just to piss someone off.
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Dog barking

The act of a woman trying to gain the attention of a man, usually in a problematic and aggressive manner.
"Breanna quit dog barking at that man, its rude."
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Scraping the Bark

too much teeth used while giving a bj
"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"

PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...
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bark stripper

Giving a blowjob with your teeth bared, scraping along the shaft of the penis.
Jenny would be a great gf, if only she wasn't such a bark stripper.
by timd1988 December 30, 2015
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