Captain's Chair

The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.
"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."

"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"
by funneydude September 22, 2020
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Big Girl Bark

Vocal exclamations during orgasm.

Reference to the children's cartoon Bluey. In Bluey, all characters are talking, anthropomorphic dogs. What would be characterised as "dog like behaviour" (Barking, howling, walking on four legs.) is seen as primal or instinctive behaviour.
Pat is sick of hearing his neighbour's Big Girl Bark.

I heard your girlfriend's Big Girl Bark last night, great job.
by funneydude August 11, 2025
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Key pal

A pre-2000 term for someone you correspond with through e-mail and electronic messages over the Internet after meeting them through an Internet forum or other online service.
Bob: Hey Alice, I just got a new Key pal online!
Alice: Wow! Where is your time machine?

Marty: This synopsis for the movie "You've Got Mail" has the word "Key pal"
John: Well, it is from 1999.
by funneydude August 28, 2013
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