Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.

Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

bong virus

A cough or common cold that a group of friends, who smoke weed together, acquire when one jackass hits the bong with out informing people that they are sick.

*Cough Cough* " what's wrong dude?" "Bong virus man"

"A bong virus? What's that"

"We were all smoking the other day and Dakins dumbass was sick and didn't tell us so were all sick now"

by Reddd dogg November 22, 2014

bong goggles

After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting

I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.

by grasshiphopper November 29, 2014

Bong Donkey

When someone is being an absolute Choof Wizard.

Someone that is a massive stoner.

“It smells like weed in here you Bong Donkey!”

by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019

bong roach

A individual who often scabs bongs without paying or supplying anything will also be highly offended if declined a bong

My friend max came over and smoked all my cones because he is a bong roach.

Indy got very angry when we said she couldn’t have a cone because she is a bong roach

by Thebonglord420 May 2, 2019

Bong Booty

a butt which,after undergoing Bong Booty Surgery, is used to smoke weed/tobacco from (using the anus as the hole you suck the smoke from and the separate hole you explicitly drilled into your rectal cavity during Bong Booty Surgery you use as the bowl and downstem.

"Party at my place tonight,I got a Bong Booty and shit's gonna get lit" -literally

by Not=A_hIGH_IDEA May 24, 2018

Bong biscuit

When you drop a Duce in your homies bong

Todd, if I don’t get my grateful dead grinder back by tomorrow then I’m gonna drop a bong biscuit in your illadelph

by Dr. Professor poopie January 13, 2020