Alaumy

Sun-dried orangutan who yearns for banana milk shake

You're growing thin, There's grape juice here... Have it. Stop being an alaumy!

by Reckless-wolf January 23, 2019

Albuquerque Almond Joy

When you blow chunks on your partners face and then you ejaculate in her/his mouth giving it the chunky consistency of almonds and the creamyness of coconut. And then they in turn shit the bed for the chocolate surprise.

I was totally railing this chick and I gave her the biggest Albuquerque Almond Joy I have ever seen.

by Honkey Tonk Bizmark January 10, 2010

alum rock

It's a place in birmingham which has a huge amount of scary people. Some are full on chavs, many good looking actually. Others, yo, wtf?? They are like full on wannabes, aint happening blurd they are well ugly. As for the girls, well what can i say. They make sure they look perfect before they leave the door. What the point is i dont know. There are probably just some perves waiting to get them. Jeez...

I don't have an example, if you go there to alum rock trust me u will totally get what im talking about.....

Pfff, anyways yeah its actually alright,

well would be without all the freshies and stuff =D

by huh ?? u wot ?? July 11, 2010

Girl needs some Albuterol

Referring to the already published word on urban dictionary: Asthma with the meaning: A girl that has a large butt.

Albuterol is a prescription medication for Asthma.

As in a person who has Asthma (in this case a large butt) would need Albuterol.

Oooooooeeeee that girl has so much asthma, that girl needs some Albuterol.

by Amit Soni November 20, 2011

Albuquerque

Albuquerque is a small city in central northern New Mexico at the base of the Sandia mountain range. It is a dying town, with a fleeing tax base and its sole current source of financial support is Kirtland Air Force Base and Sandia Labs. Travel by car through or to Albuquerque is not recommended, as auto repair shops will damage vehicles left overnight to drum up business. They will also tell you that you need mountain air and special mountain batteries for your vehicle. There is no reason on cross-country trips to consider crossing or stopping anywhere in New Mexico, particularly in Albuquerque.

Albuquerque is not a good place to settle down

There are no jobs or education or health care in Albuquerque

by Findler-man March 10, 2009

Albuquerque jackhammer

A sexual when you stand a woman on her head and violently force your fist into the rectum of partner(s), then proceeding to enter to and fro until bleeding occurs. (suggested arm movement is at 5600 FPS*)

*FPS - Fists per second

Hello, bitch, please balance yourself on your head, so that I may pleasure you with an Albuquerque jackhammer.

Why sure. I'd love it. =) Let me grab a towel.

by AzZrApIsT June 23, 2011

Albuquerque wristwatch

Drenches of cum wrapped around a persons wrist from jerking off a guy until he shoots his load onto your wrist.

Alternate definition: When your grinding on a womans G spot until she gushes and it sprays onto your wrist.

Also, when your wrist deep in a woman's vagina and she leaves a white discharge on your wrist. This is usually followed up with a slap.

Example 1: She's jerking me off and I blew a load and gave her an Albuquerque wristwatch for mother's day.

Example 2: So, I'm wrist deep in this bitch and all I got out of it was an Albuquerque wristwatch.

by karcus June 20, 2007