After Tea Merchant

Hen

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant”

by Geezer62364 January 11, 2021

After Poop Skinny’s

When you feel skinnier after pooping.

I can fit into my jeans from high school post after poop skinny’s

by WavvyDavvy February 20, 2022

After Hump Day

Thursday;

The day after hump day. This day is celebrated in Ireland and is slowly catching on worldwide.

The good feeling from hump day continuing on into the next day.

"Oh man I didn't have the best of hump days yesterday"

"Don't worry bro, its After Hump Day day"

"Ohh yea! Sweet"

by ManSealSquid December 12, 2013

After Living BeJrooOOm

After BeJrooOOMUN BEINGS pass away they quplextions moves on to the after living BeJrooOOmS. By LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I invented and made and created the after living BeJrooOOms. By LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq April 29, 2021

after-pee-shiver

The shaky-shaky phenomenon that puzzles the world to this day, after you take a nice warm drizzle, you shake like an earthquake and you drizzle becomes a firehose and has a velocity strong enough to take an eye out.

"Yo man, what are you doin' in here? There is pee-pee everywhere!"

"The after-pee-shivers got to me."

"Oh yea dawg im feelin ya"

by the potty theorist February 24, 2014

McChicken after a McDickin

To order a delivery of McDonals after a good hard railing!

Damn, that was some good workout we had there wanna get a McChicken after a McDickin

by Tarzinator February 4, 2023

After sex grumpy

When your partner is short-tempered or irritable either immediately after or the next day after sex. Also referred to as "ASG"

Hey man what's with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG! ( After sex grumpy )

by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022