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The Battle Axe

A tough as GD nails kid who consistently overcomes every single obstacle in His way. Through the love and support of family and friends, you can try to slow him down, but good luck. Nasal cannulas, get F’d! O2 levels, bend over and He’ll show you what’s up! Rouge viruses, your mother’s a whore! Getting stronger every day, there is literally nothing that can slow Him down. Dominate enough that He should be feared by many, He is 1000% loved by all. He is truly an inspiration in every sense of the word.
Peach Daiquiri Dave: I heard The Battle Axe is teaching cowboys how to ride bulls.

Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.

TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.
by Falcon Thunder Fist December 16, 2023
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Trash Axing

The act of covering up your boyfriends swamp ass and your trash juice pussy stench after banging one out on MT. Crumpet with HEAVY amounts of axe body spray.
My ex wife is trash axing the car so HEAVILY after picking up Oscar from MT. Crumpet I can smell her coming a mile down the road.
by imashitonthesewallsray November 30, 2021
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ax^2 + bx + c

Quadratic equation with quadratic coefficient a, linear coefficient b, and constant coefficient c. Common way to represent a quadratic (as well as sometimes with the square completed, or with a quadratic coefficient and roots)
ax^2 + bx + c <=> 2ax = b + sqrt(discriminant) or b - sqrt(discriminant), where the discriminant equals b*b - 4*a*c
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025
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Axing Out

when someone manipulative gaslights you and fails miserably, and then gets upset when you call them out, they are axing out.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN! I NEVER EVEN GASLIT YOU!
Bro you are totally axing out rn.
by cooldude69pro August 9, 2024
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Axe-ice chill

A sent of Axe deodorant, it smells like frozen lemon and eucalyptus. A good sent, unto which a great many noble men seem to enjoy to thy fullest.
P1: Hey bro, I played Minecraft for 30 hours recently.
P2: good thing you have axe-ice chill deodorant to keep you fresher than a blue loli.
P1: indeed my fellow manly degenerate!
by Diiiamond April 7, 2022
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jack the axe wielder

jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking
person 1: wow dude who’s that

person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome
by Iamjack July 2, 2022
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Axe body spray

The thing that musty and smelly people use too cover their smell of trash like take a bath its been 7 years its making you smell worse not better
Jeff: theres the filthy kid who has put on a ton of axe body spray and he smells terrible!
Gabe: i suck di-
by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023
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