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WTF Factor

A factor in videos that help them go viral. The WTF factor is increased the more confusing, creepy, jawdropping, retarded, horrifying, pedophilic, or sexually appealing the video is. The more you analyze a video with a high WTF factor, the more you hurt yourself.
*After watching a Japanese Commercial*

Interviewer: So, why do you think the video went viral?
Person: It's because of the WTF Factor. I was just left with a blank expression after watching this.
by z3n0 May 7, 2013
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Crackleation Factor

What's the crackleation factor bitch?
by Chris hollywood October 20, 2004
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Cooter Factor

The sex to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.

Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts
You take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. Now if you have sex with her that's +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. Not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that's an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. Conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you're better off getting a hooker.
by I The Imperial February 22, 2010
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pucker factor

Fear of the unknown, the unexpected, surprise, knowing you may be injured serverly and fearing you may not be killed outright!
Check out the newly published book by 1st Books Library, THE PUCKER FACTOR, one noncombatant's Vietnam memoir, by Daniel C, Webster
by "Duke"Webster November 9, 2003
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Man Factor

The act of a man being aroused when he is trying to sleep.
Last night i had major man factor and i couldn't fall asleep till 4 am.
by ArfleDodger February 24, 2011
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Krouse Factor

The seduction of girls by using your pseudo skills to grab a cheap date. Usually it is applied when you are in desperate need of a girlfriend, and only want a temporary partner.

Synonyms include: player, baller, and man whore.
Look at Greg over there! He's totally using the Krouse Factor on that innocent girl.
by ...Cody B... June 11, 2008
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The Dickhead Factor

The act of forcing oneself to endure, without physical signs of discomfort, otherwise unbearably low temperatures by simply refusing to wear a jacket.

If one shows physical signs of discomfort whilst refusing to wear a jacket he or she will be subject to ridicule amongst his or her friends, e.g. being called a dickhead, therefore to avoid such ridicule the mind will force the body to cope with the cold.

For added incentive one can carry their jacket with them and still refuse to wear it. Carrying a jacket whilst being obviously cold makes the person attempting to exploit The Dickhead Factor appear even more foolish thus increasing the levels of ridicule they will have to endure and their incentive not to show discomfort.
Person A (wearing jacket):- Hey, aren't you cold out here? It's freezing!
Person B (not wearing jacket):- Nope, I'm fine.
Person A:- wow, you must be immune to cold or something.
Person C:- Don't fall for it, he's just exploiting The Dickhead Factor.
by White Fire December 2, 2010
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