Asia Cruise

Asia Cruise, (born 1990) is an American contemporary R & B artist, who become well known from the music industry with songs such as ; "Selfish", "Rewind (featuring Fabolous)" , and " Boyfriend". She was born, Asia Vernimo and is from Jacksonville, Florida and she is also a mix of Filipino, Native, African, and Caucasion decent. She is signed to Jive and Hitz Commitee records and has made a f collaborations with well-known rappers, such as, Huey and T-Pain. Most of her well-known songs were tracks from the album, "Cruise Control", which was released in 2008. Although, Asia Cruise made a debut hit with, "Selfish", she receives little or no radio play to the public, even with her natural talent and original displays of musical abilities and potential.

Asia Cruise is an American Solo Artist that is compared to some one having "15 minutes of Fame", because she has only one hit single, which is the 2008 song, "Selfish." Yet, perhaps she just needs to continue releasing or recording more songs, which she does have a few for 2011.

by RazziNDarkside April 1, 2011

Asian Trap

When an Asian lady manages to get a guy into a long-term relationship with her

- Did you know that John is dating this Filipina girl?

- I know... He got himself into an Asian Trap

by annoyedchild September 16, 2019

asian flush

A condition which is characterized by a low tolerance for alcohol, affecting statistically about 50% of Asians. Scientific research reveals that it is caused by what is considered a genetic defect, and as such, typically cannot be "overcome". Symptoms are alcohol-induced, can range from mild to severe depending on the individual, and include:
- redness and "flushing" of the face
- a sensation of heat
- splotchy redness on the neck, shoulders, and upper torso
- dizzyness/drowsiness
- accelerated intoxication

Though it is thought to be an Asian affliction exclusively, it is a misnamed syndrome which is found in half of all Asians, small numbers of Caucasians, and ALL Native Americans.

Research is being done on this strange condition known as "asian flush", using Native American participants.

by forgotmyusername December 28, 2005

Asian Sensation

One that is a gamer, typically of Asian heritage that is either a mouse scroller in such games listed: Day of Defeat Source, Counter Strike 1.6 and Source. If not scrolling he usually dominates the gaming world. In this per-say gaming world he goes for the domination of people named Arachnid. With that domination he will usually rage against Arachnid.

Devan - "Hey Joe wanna scrim tonight"
Joe - "I can't really play tonight Asian Sensation i'm too busy mulging kids in HoN."
Devan - "Seriously Joe? what is your problem, why are you always a buzz killer"
Joe - "I'm sorry i just can't play tonight Asian Sensation"
Devan - "Fine, we'll just have to play this dead game alone"

by A man named Fuzz February 6, 2010

asia

most beautiful girl in the world. she has the perfect ass to tit ratio and everybody likes her. she has lots of friends and all the girls are jealous of her and all the guys are jealous of the guy shes going out with.

guy one - damn asia is looking good today

guy two - no she looks that good everyday.

guy - damn i wish i was going out with asia

other guy - yeah who doesnt.

girl - damn i wish i looked as good as asia

other girl - join the club.

by vampire piss95 May 12, 2010

Asian Fail

anything less than perfect

asian mother: "What did you get on your AP Calculus exam lau?
lau (an 11 year old in college level classes) : a 99 percent!
asian mother (smacks boy) : "You are a disgrace to our family"
Teacher (watching conversation) : what an asian fail

by thaibnerd January 16, 2010

Asian Mafia

a group of asians, usually girls who hang out in a group. The asians range from different types of asians. They are always seen with anyone from their mafia at all times.

Zack: Look there goes the asians

Asian Mafia: We're the asian mafia

by thepandabear January 19, 2013