January 9th

Boys don’t be a pussy and ask that Girl out

Jayden: do you have something to say to me Elliott it’s January 9th
Elliott: Jayden I actually like you

by Jaydenthatbitch January 1, 2022

February 9th

NATIONAL CARL THELY DAY!!!!

hey what day is it?
oh it’s national carl day

oh so it’s February 9th

by katemckillop February 9, 2022

January 9th

If your name is Easton and you were born on this day you are gay. :)
And you are also a maniac crackhead and like getting high on Coka Cola :)
And you like ripping soda cans in half.

Person: Bro Easton was born on January 9th
Other Person: That means that he is gay, and is a crackhead!
Person: Ha! I knew it!

by ThatCrazyChild_24 March 4, 2022

April 9th

International send Miss McKee a booty pic day!

On this day April 9th you must give a beautiful girl named Laney a booty pic (or more if you choose)

You: It’s April 9th! Happy birthday! Here’s a booty pic 🤙
Laney: Wow, what a hottie!

by Julián April 8, 2022

April 9th

National send nudes fa no reason day 😁

Bf: it’s April 9th ya know what tha mean😌
Gf: Fineeeee

Bf:🧱🆙

by Mr.Randomshi🤗 April 9, 2022

January 9th

The coolest most special people are born on this day

"When's your birthday?"
"January 9th"

"Damn you're literally the coolest wtf"

by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022

February 9th

If you are born in February 9th you are the sexiest person alive. And if your name is Emily and you are born in February 9th you just get all the boys you want and you are very sexy.

Person: Omg! Did you see that new girl Emily?
Other person: No, why?
Person: I heard that she is very sexy.
Person: And she is born on February 9th

by Imcoolerthanyou🗑 April 15, 2022