A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.
Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"
James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."
Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."
Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020
A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.
*A man is cutting on the dance floor*
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
by Slinkin' salmon March 06, 2022
by Upamonaco August 22, 2024
by Blue eyed bitch May 11, 2017
by The Fish Fingerer October 30, 2018
When you are having sex with the woman on top facing you and your child unexpectedly and suddenly enters the room causing the woman to leap forwards over you to a prone position like a salmon jumping a waterfall.
by LordKillington November 08, 2020
Briget has salmonitis
by Shaninandtickles May 07, 2019