is on my D!

1. Exclamation used when someone says anything about their girlfriend, mom, or sister. Used in situations where you really don't care about what they have to say.

2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.

Joe: My my girlfriend....(starts to complain)
Chuck: Is on my D!!!!

by Mah Pie November 21, 2011

8 my D

from yung gravy's song c'est la vie, "f*ck your delta- 8, your bit*h 8 my d"

when yung gravy gets your mom to suck him off

Yooo Chad, last night your side hoe 8 my d like it was water in a desert

by rightless ginger October 3, 2022

The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

59'd

Having sexual relations with a person in a wheelchair. If you look at the handicapped sign in restrooms, it looks like a five. So, similar to the 69, this would be the 59, and you're fucking a dude in the wheelchair.

Me: Tbone, did you hear that Scooter took Margaret out and wined her, dined her, and 59'd her?

Tbone:. You been 69'd her?

Me:. Nah that freak is in a wheel chair .He 59'd her.

by TheCav August 15, 2019

D. Pope

A faggot who fails mostly everybody in his class. And cant get bitches. He has no hairline and is 87 years old

Boy1 dont listen to him hes a d. pope

by muhballsitch666 May 16, 2019

ILYFIML :D

This means that you Love someone close to you. You love them so much, you love them for Infinity!

"I just wanted to let you know that ILYFIML :D"

I: I
L: Love
Y: You
F: For
I: Infinity
M: My
L: Love

:D= Smile at the end (If you say it)

by ILYFIML :D January 10, 2022

D-days

Deekizzyk gets it all every Friday you free it up for him when he asks with no questions asked he's in control
Whatever he wants he gets your not allowed to say no to him

Deekizzy: Bring it here
Person: Ok ima free it up
D-days

by Deekizzyk March 13, 2022