croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.

Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"

by NonceNick October 17, 2021

shad nono

Shad Nono is the man everybody admires and looks up to. He has the mind of 200 Kings. Well rounded in finance, crypto currencies, and human psychology. He is kind, handsome, book smart and street smart, fearless, and is always an asset figure to the people around him. If you ever meet a Shad Nono, hold on to him for dear life. It is said that only 3 Shad Nono’s will ever exist on this planet. Keep them close. Really close. He is rare.

I wish my husband was more of a Shad Nono, but he’s not and I think I want a divorce.

by GoogleSon November 23, 2021

Straight nonsense

When straight people make fr no sense like how? why are they so...ugh?

Person 1: GAY IS A CHOICE!
person 2: When did you choose heterosexuality?
Person 1:I didnt.
Person 2: Neither did the gay person
Person 1: Yeah they did!
Person 2 : Straight nonsense....Ugh bye..

by AshCantFocus January 8, 2022

rand0m_none

an influence on Instagram that everyone loves and enjoys to be around, makes the best content that is the most funny and relatable

Hey! Did you see the new post by rand0m_none? So funny right when is there never any new drama!

by rand0m_none February 5, 2022

seaming nonce

A seaming nonce is a right fat fucker, don’t trust them, they’ll steal all ur canteen money with one waffled

“She such a seaming nonce, can’t stand her”

by Brendon.is.queen December 10, 2021

Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat

Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce

by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021

Ninky nonk

A word used by kids that isn't deemed offensive as an insult. Aka idiot.

See that teacher who just screamed at me in the lunch hall. She's a right ninky nonk

by Scottiustheturd December 19, 2021